Dennis Miller ”Global warming is officially becoming creepy.”

This 1 1/2 year-old video of Dennis Miller’s rant about global warming on his segment called ”The Buck Starts Here”.

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Hey folks, tonight I wanna talk about global warming. Now, The World is Flat and Hot Society is growing increasingly hysterical and that indeed is causing me to sweat a little.

In the last month or so, I’ve heard suggestions that those skeptical of Al Gore’s spiritual crisis are deniers and one good way to serve the planet would be to have one less kid and I’ve also read that mankind is ‘a virus’ and human beings are ‘the AIDS of the earth.

Global warming is officially becoming creepy and I can’t tell yet if it’s fascistic or fetishistic but it’s kinda like piercing or tattoos, I don’t even wanna get one, because I see how hooked people are and it spooks me.

I just find it odd that we’ve come to a point in history where if I don’t concede that Manhattan will be completely submerged in 2057 I’m thought to be a delusional contrarian by some of my more zealous fellow citizens. I’m sorry Angst Squad, but if we commissioned a public works project (let’s call it ‘The Manhattan Project’) and tried our hardest to submerge Manhattan in the next 50 years, we couldn’t pull it off, mainly because it wouldn’t be environmentally sound and you guys would hang it up in the permitting process.

Simply put, I can’t worry about the earth right now because I’m too worried about the world. Why can’t I take terrorism as seriously as Al Gore takes global warming? There are times that you think that liberals only fear car bombs if they have leaky exhaust systems.

And why am I constantly beaten over the head with ‘the delicate balance of nature’? Am I the only one who watches Animal Planet? Every time I turn it on, I see some demented harp seal chucking penguins down his gullet like they were maitre d’Tic-Tacs.

To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube. Listen, the weather is just like Hillary’s explanation for her war vote: we just don’t know, do we? We’re here to miss our next Tuesday’s weather much less the year 2057. Relax, we’ll replace oil when we need to. American ingenuity will kick in and the next great fortune will be made. It’s not pretty, but it is historically accurate. We need to run out of oil first. That’s why I drive an SUV: so we run out of it more quickly. I consider myself at the vanguard of the environmental movement and I think the individuals who insist on driving hybrids are just prolonging our dilemma and I think that’s just selfish. Come on, don’t you care about our Mother Earth? Don’t cha?

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